Friday, May 25, 2012

Sweatin' to the Oldies


We joined the recreation center – again!  However, this time is different than previous associations because we are old enough to be members of the Senior Recreation Center.  It was so refreshing to have the center’s supervisor ask me how old I am to assure we could qualify for membership.  Yep, I am old enough to participate but still a spring chicken amongst the seventy and eighty year old crowd. 

My father-in-law is a member of the same center and I told my son we were looking forward to the time he and our BDIL could join our senior club.  He just laughed.  Thirty years from now is a lifetime away and I know how he feels.  I never thought about aging when I was in my twenties.  Time has a way of truly flying by even when measuring it one year at a time.

We stay active at home and on vacations.  A few years ago we were with our friends in Colorado and decided to white water raft in the Royal Gorge.  Our friends are experienced rafters and said it was an adventure of a lifetime.  Well, wearing a wetsuit certainly was a “trip”.  I asked for the oxymoron size, it’s the petite-extra large, and then pulled the fitted outfit over my swim suit.  The wetsuit and the life vest smelled of mildew.

We boarded the van and headed to the river.  Our young guide assisted us into the wobbly rubber raft and as we settled in he begin a safety overview which included statements such as if you should bounce out of the boat or hit rocks, etc.  We sat listening to our college guide in stunned silence as he became more animated describing the dangers of white water rafting.  He paused, looked at his passengers and pumped us for enthusiasm.  I spoke up and told him that when someone talks to our age group about the thrill of dying then we have to wonder if our kids know where the Will is filed.

The river was exciting as our guide navigated through the rough water.  We experienced holes, eddies, pillows, and waves along the bubbly aquatic path.  My girlfriend popped out of the boat and was rescued by the guide, and our husbands were finally able to master paddling in sync. It wasn’t all rough water at the beginning so there was plenty of time just to enjoy the beautiful scenery.

However, I was getting hot and tired after three hours and happy to see the shore where lunch was waiting for us.  My rubber suit was uncomfortable and I was looking forward to removing it and calling it a day.  Imagine my surprise when I was informed we had signed up for the all day tour!  Another three hours on the water and the guide promised even more turbulence to come.  Oh, great.

We made it without mishap and really had a great time “risking” our lives.  Now it was time to return to the tour office and collect our personal items.  I handed the wetsuit to one of the employees and he tossed it into a barrel which prompted me to ask how they laundered the suits and vests.  He said they just swished the items around in the barrel and hung them to dry.  I suggested they add some bleach to the water to freshen the process along with some additional agitation to thoroughly clean the suits.  I saw the boy look over my head to my husband and my husband gave him the same sympathetic shoulder shrug that I have seen him use when I am helping my son understand something.

We are going to our new fitness club this evening.  I plan to contact the center’s certified personal trainer to get some additional support with my workouts.  They told me the trainer is an eighty-year-old man with a body of a thirty-something.  Good, sounds like he is up to a challenge and can help me take off a few pounds before my next vacation.   Let’s see, we have already climbed Mount Rushmore and gone white water rafting so I guess we can try scuba diving next but – only if they bleach the wetsuits!