Monday, July 2, 2012

Life is Like a Cracked Windshield


I was in the car and returning home after taking our “granddog” to the vet.  As I passed a lawn service mowing the median between the lanes I heard a loud CRACK!  I silently hoped that a rock did not damage the body of the car.  The rock didn’t chip the paint instead; the rock hit the windshield causing a fissure across the top of the glass.

Oh, no!  Now I have to deal with my husband’s twenty question interrogation process.  He will want to know all the details of the incident to find out why I would let such a disaster occur; and it won’t help to say that I was just minding my own business driving down the road and the lawn service was just doing their business cutting the grass because he will want to know why flying rocks happen, why it hit our car and why I didn’t avoid it.

After three decades of wedded bliss I know my husband likes to know details.  One such event occurred when I went to get the oil changed in my car.  I don’t like car maintenance and usually avoid it, but the small store front seemed so welcoming that I decided to drive through one of its wide open doors.  I was adjusting the car around this little rack thing when a young man came running toward me, waving his arms, and yelling at me to stop!  I told my friend I would call her back later because the oil changing guy was going berserk and needed my attention.

I rolled down the window and the man seemed truly agitated and a bit frightened.  He asked me to get out of the car while explaining that my car was teetering on the edge of the pit and that I would need to call a towing service to get me out of the hole.  I never saw a hole in the floor and he explained the opening was under some metal device that was shoved aside when I pulled in the garage. 

Okay, so I called my husband to solicit his advice on the best procedure to extract me from the contrivance without too much damage or expense.  Well, you would have thought my car was already at the bottom of that hole the way he carried on!  He gasped and then started asking me how in the world did I get into such a predicament?  Let me tell you, he acted astonished that I didn’t wait for the service man to wave me into the bay area and he continued to quiz me by asking about the location of the pit, and he just went on and on about all the things he thought I should know about dingy old auto shops.

I had enough scrutiny about my actions and told him that I would handle it myself.  I got back in my car and asked the young man to direct me out of the garage.  He reluctantly stood in front of the car and waved to the right and left as I maneuvered the tires away from the pit.  My husband arrived at the shop just as I pulled safely out of the garage. He quietly shook his head in commiseration for the young man when I asked to be redirected into the bay area so I could get the oil changed in my car.

Whether in ignorance or by accident we know bad things happen and misery is as common to man as breathing.  However, I learn from my mistakes – from now on my husband can take the car to the shop for oil changes and windshield repairs!